Bubble Guts on the first date! (GROSS)

I was once hanging out with this good looking young lady on a wonderful date. Everything was going well and the vibe was perfect. Later on that evening we were laying on her couch watching a movie, her legs were laying across my lap and everything was perfect! It was pretty late in the evening so I new sleep was going to be a factor because I was getting very tired. Since she was already laid out and comfortable she started to fall in and out of sleep. All of a sudden, while watching the movie I heard and felt the vibration from a loud nasty fart! Now my date was aware that she farted because she was in that phase right before you go completely to sleep, you know the phase where you can hear what is going on around you but you are also half asleep. Well once she realized that she farted on my lap, she quickly jumped up and apologized and told me how embarrassed she was. I told her that it was no big deal and of course I had to make fun of her for the rest of the night. Since this was our first date, I am sure she was very upset to have left that impression on me but I truly did not mind.
Now my buddy tells me a story that is a little more wild. I have some friends that are really wild and this particular friend prides himself on picking up women on airplanes. True to form he meets a beautiful young woman on a flight and begins to run his game. Of course she falls for it because these days it does not take much for a woman to become interested. Fellas, all you need is a smile and a few kind words and that is it! Anyway back to the story, my boy tells me that this girl does nude modeling for playboy and penthouse (winner). So he ends up going on a date with the girl and ends up taking her back to his place to seal the deal. Apparently he had taken this girl to a very nice restaurant but the food must not have sat well with this young lady because she was having issues as the night went on. Now remember this is there first date and of course on the first date everybody is trying their best to put their best foot foward. So my buddy says after they finish doing the horizontal dance, he went to the kitchen to make himself a snack. When he came back to the room he see his date laying in the bed like nothing happened so he proceeded to go into the bathroom to take a piss. Right when he got near the bathroom he said he could smell this foul oder like somebody had taken a shit. As he got in the bathroom he turned on the light and lifted up the toilet seat and there poop stains in his toilet and some poop spray on the back of his toilet seat. My boy said he almost threw up on the spot. Now remember there is only my boy and his date in the house and since he was in the kitchen making a snack then that only leaves his date as the culprit. My buddy goes back into the bedroom and he says his date is laying there in her thong underwear. All he could think is this girl is laying my bed with a shitty ass and I want her to leave. He was upset that she made that mess in his bathroom and did not clean it up and acted like nothing even happened. So it actually gets worse, as they are getting ready to leave my boy had to go grab something from his room when he comes out he can hear the girl in the guest bathroom pooping again. He said she did not even turn on the fan so he could hear everything clearly. She comes out of the bathroom and shuts the door but does not turn on the fan, which my boy said made him sick to his stomach.
We had a debate about his date and what was she supposed to do. I know most woman are very conscious about their hygiene. My buddy is very squeamish about bowel movements in general. My boy never makes women feel uncomfortable so he did not say anything to the girl. Now if it were me, I would have called her out. She should have warned my boy that she was having stomach issues but instead she chose to act like nothing happened. Honestly, I think the girl should have ended the date or at least got some booty and then went straight home after the sex. What do you think? If you have bubble guts on a first date, do you cancel or go anyway?

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